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Minggu yang suey. Gua bagitau kenapa:

1. Arsenal dirogol selama 90 minit di halaman rumah sendiri. Lebih meyedihkan, kejadian didalangi oleh ahli keluarga mangsa sendiri. Suspek, Manuel 'Porno-Man' Almunia, 32 dan Denilson 'Bapuk' Neves,22 dipercayai masih berlegar-legar di sekitar Ashburton Grove, utara London sehingga kini.
2. PC yang pundek menyebabkan banyak surat tak siap dan assignment tergendala.

3. Karenah birokrasi di MARA menyebabkan 2 bulan elaun gua tertunggak. Setakat ni, sumber karbohidrat gua adalah hasil ihsan protein dalam badan. Protein pulak gua dapat dari diet makan tali gitar setiap hari.

4. Keadaan bertambah buruk bila gua dalam fasa berhenti merokok sekarang ni. Gilo, setiap dua jam je lapar. 

5. Khamis (esok) gua ada dua test. Project Management dan Plant Design. Lepas dua test ni, gua nak pergi Balai Cerap atas bukit dan jerit 'Fuck you, Denilson' sampai mana-mana kapel yang make out kat situ lari bertempiaran. Kalau ada la.

6. Tayar motor belakang gua kena benam paku itu hari. Nasib pakai tubeless. Sebulan dua nanti baru gua fikir nak tukar.

7. Bisnes 'Yard Sale' gua terpaksa tangguh hari lain sebab tak cukup barang nak jual. Baru ingat nak buat hari ni untuk assignment Entrepreneurship. 

Habis. Crappy gila entry ni.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

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43 nyamuk:

February 3, 2010 at 4:42 PM
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said...

kalau tiada OG, bukan arsenal namanye. arsenal mengikut bahasa greek bermaksud sejenis sayur yang layu.

February 3, 2010 at 4:56 PM
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said...

wakakakaka..porno?hahahahaha

February 3, 2010 at 5:02 PM
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said...

peh ayat~ relax la brO.. dugaan~

huhuhuhuhu

February 3, 2010 at 5:11 PM
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said...

AG.. Slaku kawan ko aku nk ucap tahniah sbb quit smoking.. Heehee.. Tahniah2.. :)

Duit mara sangkut? Aku ade jek masuk.. Hehe..

February 3, 2010 at 5:52 PM
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said...

good luck dengan azam untuk berhenti merokok.

two thumbs up.

February 3, 2010 at 6:46 PM
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said...

arsenal kena rogol? hehehe..

uits.. congratz sbb nk berhenti rokok....... =)

February 3, 2010 at 6:51 PM
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said...

hahahha!!! jatuh ditimpa tangga n then bergolek2 masuk lam lubang yang tak berdasar...gelap dan sunyi....huhu.....

February 3, 2010 at 7:06 PM
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said...

mara mmg bonget!aku nak boikot mara!
cis!
Arsenal 2 ape??lalalala

February 3, 2010 at 7:45 PM
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said...

kalo tak ckp brg, wat la Yard Sale jual diri ko
hahaha

February 3, 2010 at 9:35 PM
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said...

siapakah denilson yang bakal difuckkan itu..hehe!

February 3, 2010 at 9:40 PM
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said...

ko nk buat 'yard sale'??

February 3, 2010 at 11:51 PM
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said...

lu posa la bro..
nanti duit MARA dah dapat..
lu bantai la makan banyak2..
amik lemak dan karbo banyak2 ok

February 4, 2010 at 12:22 AM
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said...

nak berhenti rokok?

saya sokong!

syabas beta ;)

February 4, 2010 at 1:08 AM
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said...

sebenarnya aku benci ngan kes2 rogol nih...

tapi jauh dilubuk hati aku, aku suka arsenal dirogol bertubi2 ngan setan merah.... hahahhahahahahahaha

February 4, 2010 at 5:18 PM
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said...

gua pun benci tul pornoman..

dem..mo tukar kelab aaa...

February 4, 2010 at 5:42 PM
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said...

malam tu fesbuk gua taruk gambar nadal..
gua wat2 x minat bola seminggu..
babi sungguh perasaanya..

skang gua dah gantung balik gambar tony adams..
yeahh..
gunners till i die..

February 4, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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said...

jerit kuat2 weyh sampai aku dengar.mggu ni memg stress weyh.berlambak test.pulun bace, masuk kelas kensel.ish

February 5, 2010 at 3:55 AM
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said...

pasal ko malang sangat ne? ko ada buat apa2 salah ker? haha

February 6, 2010 at 9:30 AM
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said...

seems like u're not in your best shape these days..
berhenti merokok? good. my guy pun in the proses nak quit smoking. dia beli something like chewing gum kat farmasi to chew everytime he feels like smoking. quite effective gak la. try it :)

February 7, 2010 at 12:57 PM
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said...

@ razman
ah..takde! ko berdusta..

February 7, 2010 at 12:57 PM
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said...

@ faizal sulaiman
yup..porno man...

February 7, 2010 at 12:58 PM
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said...

@ cik bumble bee
haha...jiwa x stabil...

February 7, 2010 at 12:58 PM
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said...

@ farhana
lucky you!

February 7, 2010 at 12:58 PM
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said...

@ erine
cuba2...

February 7, 2010 at 12:59 PM
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said...

@ jard
tgh cuba ni...

February 7, 2010 at 1:00 PM
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said...

@ cj'alhafiz
ko ni pakar menambah derita org la...haha

February 7, 2010 at 1:00 PM
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said...

@ Wanie-san
kejinya perangai x kenal arsenal...

February 7, 2010 at 1:01 PM
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said...

@ Judiene
kalau aku ensem aku tak kisah...

February 7, 2010 at 1:01 PM
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said...

@ dila
seorang bapuk yg lembik..google sendiri..

February 7, 2010 at 1:02 PM
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said...

@ iyllienaz
yes maam

February 7, 2010 at 1:02 PM
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said...

@ [z@ck]
sejibik mcm plan aku

February 7, 2010 at 1:03 PM
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said...

@ fitriah
terharunya bnyk sokongan

February 7, 2010 at 1:04 PM
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said...

@ kawie2020
kawie..bek ko senyap sebelum aku libas..

February 7, 2010 at 1:04 PM
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said...

@ aujinz
agak2 boleh x bomoh santaukan dia?

February 7, 2010 at 1:05 PM
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said...

@ dzul hafixi
yeah..once a gooner, always a gooner

February 7, 2010 at 1:06 PM
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said...

@ cik memy
tahap nak bakar balai cerap buruk tu pun ada

February 7, 2010 at 1:07 PM
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said...

@ ahfatt
haha...tuhan nak uji..

February 7, 2010 at 1:07 PM
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said...

@ husna
i was told nicotine gum is not quite a solution.

February 8, 2010 at 3:06 AM
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said...

arghh...

aku tertekan dgn Arsenal..

buat aku gembira, ajar aku sedih..apakah perasaan ini??

February 12, 2010 at 10:29 PM
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said...

anyway, tang arsenal tuh mmg xleh blaa eh. haha. masa tuh mmg mcm siot kot. ;p anyway, it's a gud thing ko da stat nak stop smoking. viel gluck! ;)

February 13, 2010 at 10:19 AM
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said...

@ student
die hard fan mmg cam tu, bro..haha..

February 13, 2010 at 10:19 AM
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said...

@ farah
it's german, rite?

February 22, 2010 at 11:01 PM
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said...

UTM?..hehe..baguih dok ada!

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