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Periksa semester dah tiba. Itu hari, subjek English punya turn. Meskipun gua bengap dalam English, gua tak stadi apa-apa pun. Seingat gua, memang gua tak pernah stadi English. Gua cuma hapal tema, gaya bahasa dengan moral value novel Potato People sahaja. Phantom of The Opera gua tak layan.

Miss Rose, cikgu English kita orang sampai kat kelas. Hampir serentak, kita orang kemas-kemas meja dan bawak buku keluar kelas. Sambil menunggu kertas peperiksaan diedarkan, kita orang tunggu luar kelas.

Sambil-sambil tunggu luar, Mad Nor yang baru tumbuh janggut sejemput mengetuai bacaan doa sebelum periksa. Gua amin-amin je. Mata meliar ushar Miss Ida yang berjalan menuju ke kelasnya dari kereta. Ipin kat belakang gua dah cucuk-cucuk bahu gua.

Di kalangan pelajar-pelajar lelaki tingkatan dua yang rata-rata baru baligh, Miss Ida umpama mimpi menjadi nyata. Bagi mereka, Miss Ida sahajalah yang mampu membantu mereka memperbaiki English mereka. Dah la 'marking' pun tak 'strict'.

Gua dengar cerita, kalau lu orang pergi ke meja dia kat bilik guru, ada frame gambar tunjuk gambar dia dengan pakwe orang putih dia. Dia pun tak bertudung lagi masa tu.

Berbalik kepada cerita. Kehadiran Miss Ida tidak sukar dikenal pasti. Detakan kasut tumitnya ke lantai simen memang trademark dia. Kain belah dia pun trademark dia. Itu punya pagi, dia punya belah sampai ke peha. Miss Ida tampak tergesa-gesa ke kelasnya. Langkahnya panjang-panjang.

Gua mengaku mata gua bukan kat telapak tangan gua dah. Bukan gua je. Gua ushar Mad Nor pun ushar tengah doa-doa tu. Tiba-tiba..

"Woi..woi...mata tu...mata tu, Mad Nor.."

Sesi doa pagi itu dipecah dekahan tawa satu kelas. Dengar kata, Mad Nor clash dengan Norita sebab cerita ni.
P/S: Selamat Hari Guru kepada semua guru di Malaysia. Even though you guys are obviously underpaid, your good deeds shall not be forgotten.


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Monday, May 17, 2010

pada 11:40 AM


19 nyamuk:

May 17, 2010 at 12:13 PM
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said...

aduhai mad nor..hehe :)

said...

ish ish mad nor. liar sungguh mata beliau.

May 17, 2010 at 1:10 PM
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said...

ish2...muzam pon sama...

May 17, 2010 at 3:08 PM
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said...

hahaha. iman tipis punya mad nor. sbb tuh lu xmo baca doa kan? lu pon leh join skali. haha

Anonymous

May 17, 2010 at 4:00 PM
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said...

haha baru form 2 dah gatai haa.... mentang2 baru baligh...


HAHAHA~

Anonymous

May 17, 2010 at 5:44 PM
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said...

slmt haru guru!

May 17, 2010 at 6:06 PM
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said...

kalo tgk yumit tggi, kain belah tp muka pecah watpe derr
mne ko ilang??

May 17, 2010 at 9:46 PM
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said...

form 2 baligh tu auto ke manual?
hehe..

May 17, 2010 at 10:32 PM
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said...

hehe..sampai putus ngan gf..

May 18, 2010 at 1:03 AM
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said...

haha pdn muka md nor...gatai sgt!huhu

May 18, 2010 at 6:37 PM
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said...

nice..
=)

May 18, 2010 at 6:55 PM
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said...

pergh. sampai clash. haha
kesian md nor

Anonymous

May 18, 2010 at 7:44 PM
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said...

lame tak dtg. funny as usual. hehe.

btw, There's a SEVEN WORDS challenge up my blog! come play~!

May 19, 2010 at 6:43 AM
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said...

dasyat juga ini cerita

Anonymous

May 19, 2010 at 7:38 PM
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said...

i dont think i'm underpaid. but then again..i'm not yet married. but yet still, i'm in perlis, things are like freaking cheap here. hehe.

oh, the seven words thing is meriah now. people are responding to YOUR comment it's hilarious!

May 19, 2010 at 11:50 PM
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said...

ulam pucuk janggus...ni dalam citer ape eh??..macam pnah bace dlu

said...

lain kali pkai teropong..br jelas sket

June 2, 2010 at 12:29 AM
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said...

uit...lame tak update..

Anonymous

July 20, 2010 at 9:20 AM
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said...

mane post baru~~??

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