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Telur Goreng
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I have to thank a 13 years old school kid, Rebecca Black for making a ridiculously hilarious music video clip called 'Friday' which keeps me entertained for the past three days. Thanks to that video, I giggled every time I see fried eggs in cafeteria, I unintentionally hummed the song while driving and I keep playing the song on my playlist just for the humor. Goodness me.


It's amazing how an absolute piece of crap got stuck in my head. And she's now living rent-free in my head. Damn!

It's not that I hate every pre-pubescent pop singers there are right now. Let alone hating pop music. In fact, I have always loved good pop songs. When I was a kid, I listened to lots of Pop Yeh Yeh musics thanks to my dad. Ayah Kahwin Lagi, Suzana and a bunch of other stuffs.

Then I had outgrown the old stuff and started to listen to KRU, Kool, Elite (God knows I miss 'em), Nsnyc, Westlife, S Club 7, Kylie Minogue, BSB (I writing the abbreviation because I am embarrassed already) and a bunch of others.

Yeah, I get it. You love pop music. But you hate Justin Bieber. How's he any different than your 90's boybands?


With Justin Bieber, it's different. I just can't tell if he's a 'he' or 'she'.

It's like he can't decide it for himself so he decided to look like both. His musics, voice and songs don't help me too. And I can't think anything in his songs to make fun of.


But, if you look at musicians like The New York Dolls, Patti Smith, Prince or any physically-misleading, androgynous musicians, you can always see that their physical appearance is merely antics. Nothing more and nothing less.





Plus, their musics speak loudly for themselves. The New York Dolls looked manly and wild when they were singing. Patti Smith (pic) looked like a ferocious, angry woman when she were singing. She inspired many girl in 70's to come off strong and independent.

It's like they intentionally wanted their appearance to be confusing as to push reluctant and baffled strangers to listen to their songs in order to figure out who they really were. It's genius.

And I do think Westlife, Nsnyc, KRU and those other pop boybands have great materials in their albums too.






With great music and lyrics, you can bet an ugly pig to be on your 'favorite artists' list. Well, if the pig can sing of course. Great music and horrible lyrics could be good too. Just look at Nirvana. What the hell mosquito got to do with libido? And what's with wanting your own friend to rape you again and again? (Nirvana fans should understand this)

And as for Rebecca Black, I really hope she will come out with new songs for another 6 days and of course about fried egg.

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Gua pernah dengar rakaman ceramah Ustaz Ismail Kamus pasal Alam Jin. Dalam ceramah tu, Ustaz Ismail Kamus kata khunsa dan pondan lahir apabila suami mendatangi isteri ketika haid. Dalam Islam, keadaan semasa haid mengundang jin. Ini menyebabkan jin turut serta melakukan threesome dengan suami isteri tersebut.

Well, gua tak pasti sama ada persenyawaan sperma boleh berlaku atau tidak semasa haid. Ye la, sebab masa haid, ovum akan keluar bersama endometrium yang melekat di dinding uterine sebagai darah. I don't know. Mungkin Ustaz Ismail Kamus maksudkan 'di ambang haid'. 

Katakan lah, kita bertaklid dan mengambil keputusan untuk berpegang dengan apa yang Ustaz Ismail Kamus katakan tadi. Ini bermakna seksualiti 'songsang' budak-budak gay ni adalah kesalahan mak bapak mereka. I mean, siapa suruh mendatangi isteri ketika haid?

Dan kenapa kita perlu hentam budak-budak gay yang memang naturally dilahirkan sebagai gay? Kenapa kita perlu samakan mereka dengan kaum Nabi Lut? Sape kita untuk suka-suki judge orang? I mean, after all it's their parents who made them for who they are.

Katakan lah pulak kita bertaklid, dan mengambil keputusan bahawa Ustaz Ismail Kamus salah. Budak-budak gay ni ada pilihan dalam menentukan seksualiti mereka. Cuma, depa ni je mengada-ngada nak jadi gay. 

Untuk golongan macam ni, gua ada dua soalan:

1) Do you think being gay is a choice? If yes, move on to Question 2
2) When do you choose to be straight?




Did you see the paradox here? 


p/s: Gua konfius sama ada Ustaz Ismail Kamus ni betul atau memang budak-budak gay ni yang 'pilih' untuk jadi gay. Jadi, gua nak bertaklid dengan enta-enta semua la ni..keh keh keh..

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