Mukadimah: Entri dibuat atas permintaan Yazid Paragon yang nak merasa mencapap.Err..Yazid Paragon dah tak single lagi.
Masa gua Form 4, gua ada sorang classmate yang sasa. Namanya Yazid Paragon. Badan ada macam Brock Lesnar. Kalau koma pergi ke bilik pelajar-pelajar normal dan separa normal kat sekolah gua, buku-buku sepah, spender atas katil, cadar tak stress bekas megi tak basuh adalah pemandangan biasa. Tapi, tak di bilik Yazid Paragon. Biliknya kemas 24/7. Bawah katil diletaknya dumbbell-dumbbell dari 2kg hingga ke 25kg. Milo Nestum kemas dalam locker. Spender tak basuh cepat-cepat dibasuhnya lalu disidai di tingkap buat tatapan penghuni Aspuri sebelah.
Rutin pelajar normal dan separa normal sekolah gua lepas kelas/prep adalah tidur, bersembang pung pang pung pang, makan megi atau sambung homework kelas. Tidak bagi Yazid Paragon. Masa-masa yang ada digunanya untuk mengangkat dumbbell. Lepas 10 kg, ditambahnya 5 kg lagi. Rutin ni dah start masa Form 2 lagi kata Yazid Paragon. Tu sebab badan dia ada macam raksasa gua tengok. Tapi Yazid Paragon ada satu kelemahan paling gampang gua pernah dengar bagi seorang taf. Yazid Paragon takut kucing. Satu sekolah tahu.
Satu malam, masa supper gua dan rakan-rakan duduk makan sambil kutuk-kutuk Yazid Paragon. Yazid Paragon pun ada sekali kat meja tu. Mukanya tawadhuk kena kutuk member-member. Mula-mula Haadi Goyang kutuk Yazid Paragon:
"Sebagai seorang ahli bina badan, saya perlu pantas! Kuat! Tapi apabila kucing...ah! Terlepas!"
Sekor-sekor gelak terbahak-bahak keluar air mata. Gua dah sakit perut gelak. Babi nya Haadi Goyang. Boleh pulak tiru iklan Shieldtox. Yazid Paragon pasrah mendengar. Lepas tu, Amar Naldo pulak kutuk:
"Sebagai seekor kucing, saya perlu pantas! Kuat! Tapi apabila Yazid...ah! Terlepas!"
Sumpah Yazid taf macam ni..
55 nyamuk:
January 13, 2010 at 12:55 AM
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aku gelak sambil tumbuk2 ko
January 13, 2010 at 1:20 AM
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hahaha! ;p
January 13, 2010 at 1:53 AM
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haha..jahat gile korang..mayb dye ada pengalaman yg xbest pasal kucing..thats why la dye takut kucing kot..
January 13, 2010 at 2:11 AM
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Arrghhh!!! Kenape laa dia da berpunye, kalau tak leh bergandingan ngan aku yg takot kucing ni gak.. Aigooo.. Gelakkan aku ek.. ;p
January 13, 2010 at 3:30 AM
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Hahaha.rmi gak spesies lelaki yg takut kucing.xmach0 lgsung!
January 13, 2010 at 7:02 AM
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bro, mang ada lelaki takut kucing doh.hahaha..ada kot pengalaman dia kena terkam ngan kucing.
meow!!!
hihihi
January 13, 2010 at 7:02 AM
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bro, mang ada lelaki takut kucing doh.hahaha..ada kot pengalaman dia kena terkam ngan kucing.
meow!!!
hihihi
January 13, 2010 at 7:39 AM
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gua ada niat nak muntah kalau tengok orang bodi ketul2 ni
January 13, 2010 at 9:44 AM
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kalo body cam jacob black aku leh terima lagi..
yg atas tu... cam ALIEN.. ahaha
January 13, 2010 at 9:55 AM
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terlampau taf laaaaaaa...adoii..kucing pn tkt ke
January 13, 2010 at 12:31 PM
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ahahahahha..kejam la korang ni..sentap si yazid tu taw
January 13, 2010 at 1:23 PM
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hahahahha.....
tegelak sakan aku
January 13, 2010 at 3:59 PM
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hahahha..n3 pecah perot... bdn cani cm xseimbg ak nengok..besor ats..kecik bawoh heheh
January 13, 2010 at 4:08 PM
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huwaaaaaaaaaaaaah pengecut gok MIAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
January 13, 2010 at 4:13 PM
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comel oh lelaki takut kucing. tak pe la,yazid takut kucing aku suka kucing. melengkapi gitu. hahaha...
ops! terlepas pandang amaran yazid dah berpunya. hahaha
January 13, 2010 at 6:55 PM
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haha...kawan aku pun ada takut kerusi..tp dy perempuan.kalau laki...hehe,one in a million la kot.
January 13, 2010 at 9:11 PM
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salam...mksud ko cam body aku la yer...haha..
January 13, 2010 at 10:32 PM
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hahahahhahaha.. aku memang x leh terima lelaki yg taf gila baban tapi takut kucing.. alahai.. hahahhahahaha
January 13, 2010 at 10:46 PM
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LOL! hahaha
January 14, 2010 at 11:20 AM
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January 14, 2010 at 11:26 AM
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zaman berasrama mmg kejam
hahaha
January 14, 2010 at 3:28 PM
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tak bek aibkan mbe2 tp seyes klaka ta ingat
cian mbe ko
to yazid paragon : ade hikmah disebalik kelemahan anda tu :D
January 15, 2010 at 3:33 AM
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hehe,sweet memory dowh,tuk yazid xtau la
January 15, 2010 at 8:40 AM
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hahaha.
macam gampang. apa la pesen laki taf takut kucing. malu kat makwe.
January 15, 2010 at 8:44 AM
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haahaha.ilang macho takut kucing.hahah
January 16, 2010 at 12:37 AM
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hahaha! pe brg takut kucing!
January 16, 2010 at 6:24 PM
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ahahahahhaa..
kesian gile kawan ko.hahahhaa
kelakar.hahahah
January 16, 2010 at 9:28 PM
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haha.. cam gampang..
January 17, 2010 at 9:54 AM
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@ faiq
aku gelak elak2 tumbukan ko
January 17, 2010 at 9:54 AM
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@ fitriah
lmao
January 17, 2010 at 9:55 AM
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@ iyllienaz
haha..mmg pun..tp rilek2 la takut pun...
January 17, 2010 at 9:56 AM
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@ farhana
hahaha...ko takut xpe...
January 17, 2010 at 9:57 AM
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@ gadissebelahpintu
haha...bab kucing je la x macho..
January 17, 2010 at 9:57 AM
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@ faizal
hahaha...mmg ada pun..
January 17, 2010 at 9:57 AM
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@ koyuki
really?
January 17, 2010 at 9:58 AM
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@ jard
jack black tu boroi kak oi..haha..
January 17, 2010 at 9:58 AM
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@ ezzati
dia ada sejarah hitam ngan kucing..hehe..
January 17, 2010 at 9:59 AM
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@ mimie
hahaha..bes bab ngutuk member ni..
January 17, 2010 at 9:59 AM
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@ abe long
roflmao!
January 17, 2010 at 10:00 AM
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@ told la hejauw
haha..tu aku ckp mcm resaksa tu..
January 17, 2010 at 10:01 AM
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@ miss lolly a.k.a luvfareda
berani la ni kononnya? haha..
January 17, 2010 at 10:01 AM
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@ izandaughtersalleh
haha..nsb aku buat spoiler alert...
January 17, 2010 at 10:02 AM
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@ dila
hahaha..tau xpe..tu sbb yazid disayangi ramai!
January 17, 2010 at 10:03 AM
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@ hisham
poyo la lu brader..hahaha...
January 17, 2010 at 10:03 AM
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@ kawie
aku dah terima dah skit2..
January 17, 2010 at 10:04 AM
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@ mr.clive
i know! roflmao!
January 17, 2010 at 10:04 AM
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@ judiene
dan memnyeronokkan
January 17, 2010 at 10:05 AM
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@ zatyhanyut
haha...yazid cool je die kata...
January 17, 2010 at 10:05 AM
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@ goy
sweet memory utk dia gak!
January 17, 2010 at 10:06 AM
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@ kuwe
kalau ko check komen atas2, ada makwe kata laki takut kucing tu kiut..
January 17, 2010 at 10:06 AM
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@ cik memy
tp yazid punya macho xkan habis..keh3
January 17, 2010 at 10:06 AM
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@ farah
haha..kan?
January 17, 2010 at 10:07 AM
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@ tfaaa
hahaha...
January 17, 2010 at 10:08 AM
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@ i'msosupernotcool
hahaha..tau xper..
February 23, 2010 at 1:09 AM
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haha..lawak2..