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Macam yang gua cakap, weekdays pagi petang siang malam gua bizi. Kalau pagi ada kelas, malam gua buat assignment. Kalau pagi takde kelas, gua membuta. Setiap masa yang terluang gua habiskan dengan main riff bass payah-payah sampai epidermis jari gua jadi tebal macam kulit ibu jari kaki. Penat je gua mandi susu tiap-tiap hari.

PC rosak-pada-masa-yang-salah gua, dah lama gua tinggalkan. Gua kena teruskan hidup. Ikut hati nak buang ke parit je, tapi memandangkan duit mara bakal masuk hujung bulan nanti, gua tangguh dulu. Bila gua kaya nanti, gua nak kasi lembu makan graphic card gua. Motherboard tu gua nak kisar sampai jadi serbuk sebelum diberi makan ayam.

Ah, untuk pengetahuan gua dah start bersukan semula. Tiap-tiap petang ada je orang turun main. Gua perasan perut gua dah mula menonjolkan otot-otot yang bakal mengghairahkan isteri gua satu hari nanti. Tak perlu jogging. Tak perlu berbasikal satu utm. Cukup la 3 set game kompetitif sepak takraw setiap hari. Ah, gua baru tahu killer team gua petang tadi main gitar. Boleh buat band nih.

Hal keluarga. Gua cukup tak puas hati kat makcik gua yang tak habis-habis membandingkan adik gua dengan anaknya. Mak gua panas tapi malas nak cari gaduh. Kang dilibasnya dengan penyapu lidi cuci longkangnya, herot mulut kang. Jadi gua nasihatkan makcik tu untuk berhenti mocking mak dan adik gua. After all, it's not the end of the world if you're not gaining admission in some top-rated boarding schools. Amalina 20A SPM tu bukan sekolah asrama pun.

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Friday, January 22, 2010

pada 10:13 PM


46 nyamuk:

January 22, 2010 at 11:05 PM
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said...

wahh..kat perut lu mesti ade 8 pack kan..i loke..

lu mandi pakai susu ape? nespray?

January 22, 2010 at 11:08 PM
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said...

diploma dan degree takda makna laa.... boleh dibeli... kualiti takda.. ehehehe...

ilmu yg dicarik tepi jalan lagi berharga... =p

January 22, 2010 at 11:08 PM
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said...

perut wa pon 6 pax gak..
tp skang bru ade 2 pac, lg 4 nnti die tumbuh....
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yg suke banding2 ni ade jiran wa, suke banding2 kan anak die dgn adik beradik wa...
wa saba + diam je, sambil kate dlm hati, ah shadap la makcik... makcik nye result srp dulu bape?

January 22, 2010 at 11:14 PM
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said...

yeah kasi libas je mulut
makcik tu..
bajet dia plak yg skola nk bangge bangee..
ukh emo plah aku
agagaga

January 22, 2010 at 11:15 PM
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said...

patutnya mak cik lu bg kata2 semangat kat adik lu.barulah sama2 maju.

tp kene fikir positif jugak..mungkin makcik lu saje nak bakar semngat adik lu.biar berkobar2.

January 22, 2010 at 11:20 PM
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said...

wei!sebijik macam makcik aku!
abis sume adik beradik ak di banding2 kan..pasrah jew kami..

January 22, 2010 at 11:22 PM
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said...

cis!
bajet bagos la tuh mkcik tuh
mkcik aku pong ade sorg yg mcm tu..
pd hal kitorg lg hebat kot..

aahhahahah

January 22, 2010 at 11:23 PM
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said...

hahaha!!! mmg sakit ati kalo laptop or pc rosak.....
rasa nak humban ke laut ja!!!!

January 23, 2010 at 12:14 AM
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said...

Erk.. Ni stail blogger pompuan ke AG? Wakaka.. ;p

~ dahsyat ko, bgai makan ayam lembu ngan kambing mende2 berkhasiat giler.. hoho..

January 23, 2010 at 12:35 AM
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said...

makcik lu rsa tergugat kot
sbb 2 compare adik lu ngan anak dia

January 23, 2010 at 12:43 AM
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said...

okay dah boleh dah makcik tu join makcik aku. great!

January 23, 2010 at 12:47 AM
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said...

pandai blaja tak semestinya pandai hidup..

January 23, 2010 at 2:30 AM
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said...

memang macam mak nenek ;p

January 23, 2010 at 2:43 AM
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said...

camne rupe otot2 ko skang ni??..upload pict..huahaha

January 23, 2010 at 3:11 AM
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said...

wah..maen sepak takraw..haha..bagus2..bertambah sehat..

January 23, 2010 at 4:20 AM
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said...

sepak bola tu...jgn xsepak...eheheh

January 23, 2010 at 7:18 AM
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said...

Hardisk kO boleh bagi ikan bapak aku makan.

Mak cik, budak2 remaja tak dibandingkan. Sekolah sy byk ja yang straight A. Tak ada pun tulis dekat pintu sekolah, Sekolah berasrama penuh Tun Habab.

Pelik la mak cik nih.

January 23, 2010 at 8:22 AM
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said...

sila hilangkan segera otot berlemak tu
tak menggairahkan langsung!!

haha~

January 23, 2010 at 9:00 AM
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said...

aiyaakk..
perot boroi pn sexy ape..
hahaa~

kenapa dgn makcik ko 2..
xpe2..
swuh adik ko bktikan yg die blh kalahkan bdak2 asrama pnoh..
xsume laa bdak2 skolah asrama 2 pandai2..
& berjaya..
ak pon dari sekolah asrama..
rmai je kwan ak xhabis study,dh kawen & ade anak..
sedangkan umur bru 20..
see, it depends on ourselves..

January 23, 2010 at 10:20 AM
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said...

minah tu dulu bdk STF kot
tp quit sbb xleh amek byk paper for SPM
boarding school mana boleh amek byk2 kan

January 23, 2010 at 10:38 AM
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said...

waa mandi susu...bgs2 ka UTM ade kolej sediakan bilik air mandi susu ke...kolej mana

January 23, 2010 at 11:32 AM
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said...

perghh banding2 ni aku pon tak suka. cam best je banding2 ni.

January 23, 2010 at 12:26 PM
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said...

@ mimie
haha..8 pack tu resaksa...susu isian sejat. amacam?

January 23, 2010 at 12:27 PM
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said...

@ jard
theoretically true.

January 23, 2010 at 12:28 PM
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said...

@ crazy labelle
tah...shadap la..patutnya diberikan galakan. anak bangsa sendiri je pun.

January 23, 2010 at 12:29 PM
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said...

@ nadirah nor
penghayatan ko lebih skit. tu yg emo skit. keh2..

January 23, 2010 at 12:30 PM
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said...

@ dila
betul gak tu..biar berapi skit bagi anak dia kalah...

January 23, 2010 at 12:31 PM
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said...

@ wanie-san
tau xpe...letih dibuatnya..

January 23, 2010 at 12:31 PM
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said...

@ jane
hahaha...good for you!

January 23, 2010 at 12:32 PM
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said...

@ cj'alhafiz
pencemaran laut kang..haha..

January 23, 2010 at 12:33 PM
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@ FarhanaDr
oh, bukan ke?

January 23, 2010 at 12:33 PM
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said...

@ amirah
betul. ada kemungkinan gak.

January 23, 2010 at 12:35 PM
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said...

@ cik akma
..buat kelab makcik2 peruntuh semangat anak bangsa sendiri...

January 23, 2010 at 12:35 PM
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said...

@ nursarah
spot on

January 23, 2010 at 12:36 PM
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said...

@ fitriah
damn you! haha..

January 23, 2010 at 12:36 PM
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said...

@ chirol
malu la saya..haha..

January 23, 2010 at 12:37 PM
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@ iyllienaz
daripada dok tidor petang...haha..

January 23, 2010 at 12:38 PM
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@ mr clive
abih nak buat apa lagi? makan? haha..

January 23, 2010 at 12:39 PM
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said...

@ cik bumble bee
stereotaip kan...nak wat cemana...

January 23, 2010 at 12:39 PM
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@ koyuki
hahaha..will do!

January 23, 2010 at 12:41 PM
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said...

@ rowena
betul. tp kalau paradigma masyarakat kita kata sekolah asrama is the best mmg habis la moral budak sekolah harian.

January 23, 2010 at 12:42 PM
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said...

@ laila
owh...thanks for the info

January 23, 2010 at 12:42 PM
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said...

@ didi nadhirah
haha..mandi kat bilik je...

January 23, 2010 at 12:43 PM
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said...

@ faizal
serius tak best dibanding2 ni.

January 23, 2010 at 5:21 PM
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said...

kdg2 ngarut jgak sekolah asrama nih..
mcam gua la.. huahaha..

January 27, 2010 at 1:25 PM
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said...

yup bro. no matter wherever u go, if nak belajar, boarding skul or x, sama je. diri sendiri je penting. gud luck to you lil sis/bro.

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