Dulu masa sekolah rendah sampai Form 3, gua dan rakan-rakan main ejek nama bapak. Nama bapak gua memang easy target budak-budak ni. Jumpa gua je nyanyi lagu raya. Jumpa gua je nyanyi lagu raya. Kejap-kejap Rafeah Buang punya lagu. Kejap-kejap Saloma punya lagu. Kejap-kejap M. Nasir punya lagu.
Masuk sekolah baru masa Form 4, stail dia lain skit. Ejek kaler kulit. Gua pun tak tau macam mana trend ni boleh start sampai budak surau pun ikut join sekali.
Budak kulit gelap ada geng sendiri. Namanya geng Carbon. Budak kulit putih pun ada geng sendiri. Tapi tak bernama. Budak perempuan tak join sebab takde orang pujuk punya kalau menangis. Gua geng kulit gelap. Setiausaha dua tahun berturut-turut.
Dalam geng Carbon, masing-masing ada nickname sendiri. Muru dipanggil Toure. Nuek dipanggil Djemba-Djemba. Ihsan dipanggil Eto'o. Gua dapat Eboue. Gampang betul. Nama nak Afrika je. Gua mintak Sol Campbell disanggah budak-budak lain.
Geng putih takde pulak nickname. Syamil tetap dengan Syamil. Takde pulak panggil Carrick. Kalau berjumpa, geng putih yang biasa start kutuk dulu. Biasa kalau ahli geng gelap jalan sorang-sorang, memang teruk kena. Pedih. Kalau nasib baik, ada la budak lain backup. Tapi disebabkan geng gua ni minoriti, biasanya budak lain buat-buat tak nampak.
Masuk U ni, budak-budak tak main kutuk-kutuk kaler kulit dah. Mana taknya, budak Afrika kemain banyak lagi sini. Cuma kadang-kadang, bila gua jumpa Muru atau Muru jumpa gua, kitorang memberi sapaan mesra.
"Hoi, makin putih nampak?"
55 nyamuk:
March 5, 2010 at 9:24 PM
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haha, cari pasal betul main ejek2 kaler kulit time kat U yang ramai negro.. ehem, nama bapak kau apa eh? :)
March 5, 2010 at 9:32 PM
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hahahaha ak skrg kalau jumpe member2 lame..eh..makin cantik ko skrg...hahahaha
cantik=boron..lalala
March 5, 2010 at 10:11 PM
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ahahha
ade jgk cmtu yeppp
mcm2 aihh
March 5, 2010 at 10:25 PM
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salam bro
wa pn slalu gk join mengeji geng carbon tp dlu2 a...hahaha
cuma tk sekeji geng putih..kehkehkeh
yg bg nama Eboue paling wa tktahan..
p/s
bro, tk slh lu mencuba garnier Light baru..cubalah sendiri..
takecare...garnnier
ngahahaha
March 5, 2010 at 10:33 PM
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warghhh nama ko paling takbole bla.yegeliat lidah doh nak menyebutnya.hahahaha
March 5, 2010 at 10:57 PM
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gelap baru jantan~
March 6, 2010 at 12:07 AM
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ok ape gelap..
hitam itu menawan...
March 6, 2010 at 12:10 AM
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kau tau tak fakta laki hitam slalu dpt awek putih? aku dh buktikan. haha
March 6, 2010 at 12:49 AM
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haha..cam siot je kutuk2 nama ayah..aku tgok xde la hitam sgt pon ko..ohh..lupa,ko kan skarang dah putih..haha
March 6, 2010 at 12:59 AM
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zaman budak2 mmg cmtuu. demmitt! haha
March 6, 2010 at 1:37 AM
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hahah..uni aku ni pun bnyk budk afrika..muke sepesen je aku tgk sumenye
March 6, 2010 at 2:11 AM
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aku suka laki gelap sikit..nmpak macho gitu..ehhehe
March 6, 2010 at 3:29 AM
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nasib baik x drogba..haha
March 6, 2010 at 3:30 AM
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huuhhu.. budak laki mulut dasat skit
March 6, 2010 at 4:19 AM
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aku kat u ni ada lagi...
March 6, 2010 at 7:17 AM
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haha..
damn man..
but ur nick is so arsenal..
huhu
March 6, 2010 at 9:57 AM
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aku suke name avid.tp gurner tuh lg nampak smart..
warna kulit ke ape...
yg penting hati.yg penting lu x curang ngan awek lu.ok?hehe
take care....rindu nak bace blog ko.bencilah bile baru perasan link kau aku xde sejak tuka layout..hmmm
March 6, 2010 at 11:17 AM
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haha..bukan laki je main gelaran2 nie..
pompuan pun ade jugak.. tapi di kalangan rakan2 yg dekat dan rapat so it is a secret code..
aku n geng aku xde ah cerah mane pun.. kitorg gelar diri sendiri GENG BORON..
*refer periodic table kalau nak tau ciri-ciri BORON*
one of them is hitam berkilat, for sure =))
March 6, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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aku dulu mmg anti giler kalo main ejek nama bapak neh
coz nama bapak aku pn mmg sng org nak wat lawak
mmg shilake r!!
aku benci ko sape yg penah ejek nama bapak aku dulu!!
March 6, 2010 at 1:28 PM
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hahaha..
yang nama bapak tu aku setuju..
mmg terjadi waktu aku kat MRSM dulu..
March 6, 2010 at 1:59 PM
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hai karbon, saya nitrogen.
March 6, 2010 at 4:59 PM
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ahahahhah !
sadis tapi lawak. ngeee
March 6, 2010 at 5:52 PM
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salam bro...kisah ko ni mmg selalu terjadi kt sume org...hehe..ape2pn nice entri...
March 7, 2010 at 1:37 AM
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hahaha. bro, geng putih tuh cool la konon2 nye. masa aku kat skolah dulu, asal deepavali ade je dedication macam haram. ;p
March 7, 2010 at 12:40 PM
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@ husna
rahsia..keh2...
March 7, 2010 at 12:41 PM
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@ wanie-san
boron? haha..apa la dosa boron..
March 7, 2010 at 12:41 PM
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@ ery farieha
ragam budak..
March 7, 2010 at 12:42 PM
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@ yusuf mujahidin ™
keji gila suruh aku try garnier pulak..hahaha...
March 7, 2010 at 12:43 PM
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@ faizal sulaiman
ahaha..nama kena la gempak..
March 7, 2010 at 12:43 PM
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@ cik bumble bee
thank you!
March 7, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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@ aujinz
hitam gaya keunggulan
March 7, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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@ razman
hahaha...aku setuju 100%!
March 7, 2010 at 12:45 PM
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@ iyllienaz
hahaha...i'll take that as compliment..
March 7, 2010 at 12:46 PM
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@ cik akma
penah kena x?
March 7, 2010 at 12:46 PM
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@ chirol
org afrika lak ckp muka melayu sepesen je suma..
March 7, 2010 at 12:47 PM
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@ adila ady
alert geng2 carbon suma!
March 7, 2010 at 12:47 PM
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@ a little less conversation
drogba masa tu x pemes lagi..keh keh..
March 7, 2010 at 12:48 PM
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@ Moon BlooDy Spell
spot on. hati kental je bkawan ngan laki..keh2..
March 7, 2010 at 12:49 PM
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@ saypOOL rafhtello
kah kah..x thn keluar u la..
March 7, 2010 at 12:50 PM
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@ i'msosupernotcool
they want me to be the 'toure' but i dont have fat lips..haha..
March 7, 2010 at 12:51 PM
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@ {lumut}
dah pasang link aku skang? haha..btw, thanks, girl!
March 7, 2010 at 12:52 PM
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@ erine
hahaha..you would fit in my group right away!
March 7, 2010 at 12:53 PM
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@ Judiene
ahaha...depa gurau je tu brader..
March 7, 2010 at 12:54 PM
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@ [z@ck]
masa tu zaman x matang gi..
March 7, 2010 at 12:55 PM
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@ YobSumo
nitogen? syoh! syoh!
March 7, 2010 at 12:55 PM
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@ miss lolly a.k.a luvfareda
aku terbaca gadis tapi lawak td..
March 7, 2010 at 12:56 PM
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@ hisham
aku ingat main ejek nama bapak ni permainan rakyat la..
March 7, 2010 at 12:56 PM
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@ f.a.r.a.h
hahaha...weh, part tu aku lupa langsung! tp mmg ada
March 7, 2010 at 3:35 PM
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haha.
macam gampang.
sebab kontra kaler dengan afrika sejati nampak sangat. boleh la jadi putih.
March 7, 2010 at 4:30 PM
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@ kuwe
hoi hoi...senyap2 udah la...jeles la tu aku dah putih..
March 7, 2010 at 4:39 PM
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pakai product ape bang?akakaka
March 7, 2010 at 5:54 PM
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hahahhahah
but ur name avid gunner lil cool okeh.
mungkin ia nama sempene product kecntikan yang lu guna.
watever.
avid gunner! cool apeh!
March 8, 2010 at 2:55 PM
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@ tfaa
kah kah..rahsia turun temurun...geng carbon je bole tau..
March 8, 2010 at 2:55 PM
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@ kak seroja
kah kah..nama tu main tibai je habis spm dulu...
March 10, 2010 at 11:13 PM
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ala bang.kedekot gilos.HAHA