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Hiya guys. Sorry for the lack of update lately. Projects are killing me and I'm not sure what's left in my tank. Let alone posting a crappy entry on a daily basis. 

Anyway, it's a social convention that nowadays people are looking for lotsa kind of entertainments, just to relieve some tension after a dull, robot-like routine. I always love good TV shows and some musics of specified genres to relax. Some other people might be looking for something else, and there are some of 'em that I find 'em mediocre and not quite up to my liking. Here's five of 'em:

#1 Disco Music

How people like disco music, don't ask me. I kinda ask myself the same question since the day I watch Ziana Zain danced in Maria Mariana movie. 

Firstly, the musics are absolutely horrible. All you could hear is the sound of the bass and the drums. Usually, the vocals in the disco music are retorted to become something like chipmunk or monster voice. Plus, they all sounds kinda same.

Also in the disco club, you could barely talk. How the hell are you supposed to pick up chicks in the club if can't talk or hear them talking? Plus, from what I've seen in the TV, almost two thirds of people in the disco club can't pull sweet dancing moves like robot dance or something. All they do is jumping and bouncing off the floor like a bunch of headless chickens.

#2 Strip Club

No. I'm not gonna tell you I don't like strip club because of moral issues. This is not an essay that I'm sending for Pendidikan Moral dan Sivik class. Plus, I'm in a prime physical condition of my life. I got like gazillion of testosterone hormone surging towards my limbs everytime I see a woman stripping off her cloth.

I don't get it. Aren't these people (male who comes to the strip club) feel weird getting a boner in front of strangers? If they don't get a boner then, what's the point of paying for these girls to strip/do lap dance? And most of these girls don't even strip in the club. They're simply dancing erotically, showing fake boobs to a bunch of sweaty old fat truckers. Yuck..

#3 Lame Slapstick Comedies

I don't know you people but I hate slapstick comedies especially the ones that already got old. For example, Azlee Senario with epileptic-like acting. For fuck sake, he's been doing that shit since I was 8 and it's not that even funny. Don't get me started with Mazlan Pet Pet.

Well, there are some other slapstick comedian that I actually like such as Jim Carrey, Rowan Atkinson and Aziz Sattar, but they don't try that hard to be funny. With Jim Carrey, you would see a big difference in his acting in Ace Ventura with his latest movie, Yes. But, if you look at Azlee's acting in Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak and Senario Asam Garam, they're all look identical and certainly not funny at all.

#4 Seekers

One of the most stupidest TV show I've ever seen in my entire life. If you wanna watch what stupidity is all about, this show is definitely for you. Plain stupidity from start to finish. 

The crews are absolutely lame. If by sitting in a haunted area all night long doing nothing is called 'investigating', anybody can be on their show. I mean anybody. I watched Ghost Adventures (a show of similar concept with Seekers) the other night, and the crews went bonkers. They challenged the ghost to come out and one of 'em got scratched behind his back!

And that's what I'm talking about!

#5 Circus show

Kids might love it but that's because they perceive those circus acts as a new experience, a first-time thing. But, when once you got accustomed to the tricks, you know: lion jumping through a fiery loop, a Jumbo standing with only two of his legs on the ground, a bunch of motocross riders ride on a spherical ring..Eventually, it gets old and it becomes stupid.

Plus, don't you think these animals are being exploited by the circus freaks?

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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January 26, 2011 at 6:37 AM
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said...

wohaaaaaaaa

thumbs up!

another good read before I go to work.simply doesn't like disco music at all and wondering why some people have to go to a disco to reduce stress.

apa yg ko cakap pasal komedy slapstic tu memang betul. kenapa mesti kena buat muka kemek, mcm orang cacat like saiful apek to be ketawa nak mampus.sebab tak lawak pun. bodoh lagi adalah!

January 26, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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said...

Lan Pet Pet is a criminal in local entertainment history!!! enough is enough!

January 26, 2011 at 1:28 PM
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said...

i can't help myself, ur entry make me laugh...haha!~such a lame!
i agree wit ur points, its fact (especially num 1,2 n 4) tp kdg2 aku gelak jgk tgk lwk slapstik ni, kesian kot...hehe!

January 26, 2011 at 6:16 PM
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said...

totally agree about azlee's stupid faces...
unacceptable.. been watching him for years = bosan!
dah lame x tgk crite yg ade dia..

January 29, 2011 at 9:58 AM
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said...

agreed with the slapstick jokes. they're lame. i mean Senario. and i dont even laugh when he did the funny faces. i mean, it's not even funny. yada3

circus as always is lame. i never been to one but i also have the same thought about the lame trick. do circus still survives nowadays?

seekers. was watching it a few times and it's totally stupid. and i watche ghost adventures too. it looks more reliable and convincing than seekers. plus, team seekers tak pernah pun jumpa hantu kan? propa je lebeyy

August 6, 2015 at 3:45 PM
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