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I've got a problem and I need you guys to help me.

I love cracking laugh at jokes, puns, banters (and sometimes insults). Even if it was a bad one (i mean really really bad that somehow it creates uncomfortable silence) I would give a slight smile with lips stretching to my left cheek.

Quite frankly, I love making jokes too. I love jokes so much that I wanna take it to movie, get married and get it pregnant. But here is the problem. I have encountered in so many times before, that sometimes when I pulled a joke people just don't seem to get it. It startled me. The timing (yeah apparently you have to pick a moment to tell your jokes. Go check on Wiki) couldn't have been more perfect. And most definitely it wasn't all bad jokes really. Take a look onto these:

1."Hey, I've found the stuffed toy cow that you wanted. It's so cute that it makes the teddy bear next to it looks so damn ugly. <-- the girl thought I was blaming the teddy bear for not being able to buy the goddamn cow. What the frak?

2. Instead of saying I'm single I always say "I'm now the vice president of kelab bujang of (any affiliations)". <-- Lots of people didn't get this one too.

3. I love Douglas Adams so much that I borrowed his pun "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass."<-- my jamming buddies didn't get it and it created uncomfortable silence afterward.

It's a small matter but I don't know why it bothers me so much. So, before I start screaming "What the frak is wrong with me!!" in public and go mental, somebody needs to explain this to me. Or you know, you could just throw a bottle at my head.

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

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October 5, 2010 at 11:10 AM
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kah kah kah kah. its okay. its cool. id think of culture differences being one of the reasons.

October 5, 2010 at 11:10 AM
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said...

Why would I throw a bottle to your head (like what had happened to justin bieber)? Are you that famous enough to be thrown? No way! LOL!

We are, unfortunately, in the same bandwagon, dude. WTF with these people la...no funny bone at all. Blame them, don't blame yourself.

October 5, 2010 at 11:14 AM
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nothing is wrong with you, man. (Most) Girls naturally adore guys with strong sense of humors. I did. Well.. some ppl were borne "slow" I guess , they took a while to decipher anything, be it joke or any type of line in a conversation and such.So its never your fault! haha keep laughing and cracking jokes. You'll stay 15 forever! now thats a huge advantage, no? ;)

October 5, 2010 at 12:07 PM
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@ reverie
that's comforting. haha.

@ Paan Ovrtd
exactly! right? right?

@ | Larasephia |
haha. well, if they're a bit slow i really can't help it. explaining jokes is a no-no in telling jokes.

October 5, 2010 at 12:14 PM
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said...

different audiens like different kind of joke..adapt and adjust..

i love joke so muchh.

October 5, 2010 at 12:16 PM
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said...

funny things adorable lahh

October 5, 2010 at 12:22 PM
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said...

some people cannot accept jokes because they never know what the difference between jokes and facts...or their neuron cells not smart enough to digest those jokes because they think they are smart which actually not...maybe lah kan.

and pasal ur phrase

"I'm now the vice president of kelab bujang of (any affiliations)".

aku boleh je tangkap kau nak cakap kau single..sbb mula-mula aku knal kau dulu kau ada awek kan??

hehe..

weh,thanks utk doa blank dalam exam tuuh ok.

October 5, 2010 at 12:27 PM
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@ fndrocka
we always does.

@ faizal
haha. bnyk pompuan ckp camtu ko tau x?

October 5, 2010 at 12:28 PM
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@ lumut
ah. no sweat la lumut. kongsi2 je benda tu.

October 5, 2010 at 4:37 PM
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said...

u mean u always face this kind of awkward moment everytime u crack the jokes? if so, there must be something wrong with your friends. :p

October 5, 2010 at 6:39 PM
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said...

I'm the volunteer to knoc a bottle at ur head!

I'm ready now!!

^_^

razman

October 6, 2010 at 12:54 PM
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said...

wah, sume speaking tau.

kadang2 lawak yang tak jadi atau tak difahami tu bagus untuk diri sendiri. sebab kita boleh gelakkan diri sendiri. so, rasa terhibur dgn diri sendiri.

October 6, 2010 at 7:22 PM
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@ fitriah
as flattering as it is, i'm just gonna resort that just to myself. haha.

@ Miss FarraAqua
suke je bab2 ni baling2 botol ni.

@ Razman
gilo ape gelak dengan lwk sendiri. haha.

October 19, 2010 at 7:11 PM
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said...

hakhak. aku nk jd mcm razman.

wah, sume speaking tau.

wakakaka. sumtimes klw org tu lampi ape lwk yg kte cube smpaikan, aku sng je ckp;

'astro btol la!'

got it? no? nice!

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