I don't want my little brothers to read this because he would make fun of me out of this. But since he already bookmarked my blog in his brain, I'll just have to write this in English. That way, he couldn't get a damn clue what I'm trying to say here. Keh keh keh.
Ever since I was a kid, I couldn't and still can't quite figure out how to talk to woman. I can talk normally to woman in my family but I most definitely can't talk to female strangers and friends without stuttering, nervous chuckling and fake masking smile.
I always get confused as how the other guys do it. I mean, they look comfortable, they project confidence, they look pretty relaxed when talking to girls. Me? Whenever I talk to girls, I couldn't look them straight in the eyes. I tried looking at their other body parts but I still can't do that. I don't know. I just can't.
Somehow, this never be a problem for me back in primary school because I was pretty reclusive when it comes to making friends with the girls. But as soon as I went to boarding schools, girls in my class were all really really really friendly. I mean, jenis yang masuk kelas pagi-pagi dan tanya khabar dan jenis yang suka sembang-sembang masa prep.
It was a shocker for a kampung boy like me. I wished they would leave me the hell alone and let me be this lonely wolf/ranger punya budak (more like lonely loser sebenarnya hahaha)
So, i developed a technique to help me get by my difficulty to talk to girls. Whenever they talk, I look at the girl eyes for about 2-3 seconds and quickly switch my eyes to whatever the hell behind her. If it is a tree, I would stare at the tree for 10 seconds and quickly switch to her eyes. Eyes, tree, eyes, tree until the girl stop talking. LOL.
Whenever I'm walking on a street, in pasar, or whatever I couldn't usha other girls too. It's like my eyes are laser beam or something. They could focus at only one thing at a time. I wish the hell I could have a pair of 'torchlight-like' eyes so that I wouldn't miss any good-looking girls out there. Hahaha.
To this day, I still use this technique. It's very useful for a loser like me to survive in the wilderness of social life. And girls, why are you guys so weird?